Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and thanks for sticking with the speeches so far, instead of running off to the bar, sneaking out for a fag or finding absolutely anything else you’d rather be doing… believe me, if I’d have thought just a little bit quicker when Chris asked me to be his best man, I could be where you are right now; sitting comfortably, relaxing after a free meal, getting slightly tipsy, and not having to worry about standing up here, trying to be funny, clever AND sincere, without offending or upsetting anyone. Except the groom, of course… I’d like to thank Chris for his kind remarks about the bridesmaids, who of course look perfectly lovely, and have managed to pull off that most difficult of jobs, of looking and behaving immaculately, whilst not outshining the bride. Talking of the bride, I hope you’ll all agree that Melissa looks absolutely beautiful today, in a fabulous dress which she makes look totally stunning. I’m sure David and Jenny are rightly...
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